This being my first Christmas, I realize there's more to it than
I first thought. For instance leaving out cookies and milk is
a sort of bribe for Santa; not bait. Apparently this bribing thing
isn't an exclusive Illinois tradition.
I am happy to report my Santa Trap 2000 was a success. However
I'm a believer in catch and release so I let the fat guy go. Needless
to say this incident may have had an effect on my present haul.
I did get that book of global nuclear warfare I wanted.
May I suggest those who wish to visit France do it soon.
Oh and take lots of pictures! They'll be worth something
soon.
Here's me opening my, "Do It At Home Veterinary Surgery
Kit". Now that neighbor dog will get his!
Quick observation... no matter how funny it may
seem at the time, Super-gluing your lips together
isn't all that's it's cracked up to be.
After a hard day of Gaelic football there's nothing
better than a pint with your mates. Hey whaddaya'
lookin' at?
This nice priest stopped by, next thing you know
my head started spinning and pea soup was flying
in all directions. Then I was pleasantly surprised to
learn I speak fluent Latin!
If it's this gross going in, I can only imagine what
it's going to look like at the next diaper change. Oops.
No I won't have to wait....
My mother and her friend think it's cute to wrap
toilet paper around me. Then exploit me in pictures
to ring in the new year. We'll see how cute they think
playing with toilet paper is in ten years around Halloween.
Dear Viewers,
First of all, no Gavins were hurt in the photography of this baby. The "fish lips" picture is actually a new trick that Gavin has learned. He went through a phase where he did that ALL the time. And the exorcist pic is actually him eating avacados. He hates'em! We want to wish you all a happy and safe 2009.
Love,
Dave, Kate and Gavin
